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11/5/2017 5:15:52 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

apokernut
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Why do women get upset when a guy looks at their cleavage?? I mean I catch women looking at my bulge (and believe you me, my bulge is bigger than most women's cleavage!!) and I don't seem to mind!



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11/5/2017 5:19:24 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

horace_schitt
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Wausau, WI
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Is your ego that big, too?

11/5/2017 5:28:24 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 
Russsign
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New York, NY
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I don't get upset, so no idea

11/5/2017 5:29:04 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

apokernut
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Elk Grove Village, IL
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Ego?? What is this thing called "ego"??

11/5/2017 5:30:30 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

Suzhi
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11/5/2017 5:31:40 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 
oxo_lj_oxo
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Haines City, FL
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Can't say I ever cared. I was probably oblivious to it anyway.

11/5/2017 5:32:52 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

bumblebee7
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Fort Payne, AL
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Quote from apokernut:
Why do women get upset when a guy looks at their cleavage?? I mean I catch women looking at my bulge (and believe you me, my bulge is bigger than most women's cleavage!!) and I don't seem to mind!


well....most cleavages are well less than an inch wide, and in most cases just a few inches long.

Just to put things into perspective.


And why shouldn't they look at your bulge?

Its not everyday you see a man with a hemorrhoid pushing the back of his pants out like he had a bowling ball stuffed down in the back of his pants..

11/5/2017 5:33:25 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

apokernut
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How did you steal that pic of one of my Ex's?? nd, how did you photo shop a pic of Alfalfa to it??

11/5/2017 5:34:57 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

apokernut
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Quote from bumblebee7:
well....most cleavages are well less than an inch wide, and in most cases just a few inches long.

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I'd hate to ask, but what age are the women........oh.....never mind!!



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11/5/2017 5:36:09 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

Suzhi
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11/5/2017 5:40:08 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

horace_schitt
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Watch Milwaukee Brewers home games. Most times every year, there's a local girl (Oshkosh area) mega-fan with season tickets named Amy Williams who sits in Row 1, Seat 5, directly behind and to the left of home plate. She keeps score manually, old school style, with a pencil and a scorecard. Only has one bottle of water for the whole game, and never gets up to go to the bathroom. She's gained notoriety and the nickname Front Row Amy. Her claim to fame is her cleavage, which she never fails to show off, and she's got the figure to do it.

Not the greatest looking girl in the world, but she's definitely got a hella body.

11/5/2017 5:49:04 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 
FlatlineScholar
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It’s like looking at the sun

You’re never supposed to look directly at it DUH



11/5/2017 5:53:16 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 
javajunkiejr
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Quote from FlatlineScholar:
It’s like looking at the sun

You’re never supposed to look directly at it DUH



Which is why man created sunglasses... She will never know...

11/5/2017 5:53:46 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

horace_schitt
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G'morning, Flatsy.

11/5/2017 5:55:08 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 
FlatlineScholar
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Morning Horace
Java


Is cleavage the real reason men wear sunglasses at night?

11/5/2017 5:55:40 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 
javajunkiejr
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Yes, yes, indeed..

11/5/2017 5:57:07 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

horace_schitt
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Why bother with sunglasses? Just tell her, "Nice tits!"

What the hell, she's showin' 'em off, she must think they're worth complimenting on.

11/5/2017 5:59:44 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

jakebearr
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Quote from horace_schitt:
Why bother with sunglasses? Just tell her, "Nice tits!"

What the hell, she's showin' 'em off, she must think they're worth complimenting on.






Yea tell that to HR as you’re walking out the door because they suspended you

11/5/2017 6:02:19 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

horace_schitt
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The HR woman at my place of work is an f**king idiot. She's supposed to have more degrees than a thermometer, but can't find her a** with both hands and a flashlight. And a map.

11/5/2017 6:02:53 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 
FlatlineScholar
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You get a sense of it, then look away



11/5/2017 6:05:10 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

jakebearr
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That was the damn funny episode

11/5/2017 6:06:54 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

horace_schitt
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Quote from FlatlineScholar:
You get a sense of it, then look away


Yep. Women do that when they see a guy with a chiseled body, or a prominent 'package'.

Oh, wait....

11/5/2017 6:08:42 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

apokernut
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Quote from horace_schitt:
Yep. Women do that when they see a guy with a chiseled body, or a prominent 'package'.

Oh, wait....
Now...Now...You wouldn't want to agree with me. That would ruin your whole argument!!

11/5/2017 6:13:41 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

horace_schitt
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11/5/2017 6:14:09 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 
FlatlineScholar
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11/5/2017 6:18:51 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

maniacmassager
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If a woman is showing cleavage, I'm looking regardless of what she thinks.

11/5/2017 6:23:01 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

horace_schitt
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11/5/2017 6:37:00 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 
javajunkiejr
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11/5/2017 6:39:20 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 
oxo_lj_oxo
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Java!

11/5/2017 6:40:11 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 
FlatlineScholar
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Quote from javajunkiejr:


Quote from horace_schitt:


Bwahahahaha

11/5/2017 6:53:49 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

jakebearr
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Ron Burgundy the man

11/5/2017 7:49:02 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

stratus55
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stubby...an she would love to be slobberin on it of course......its all normal for most..women of course..........

11/5/2017 12:57:42 PMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

apokernut
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11/5/2017 1:04:38 PMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

horace_schitt
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No idea. I just shine it on.

11/5/2017 5:04:14 PMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

apokernut
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I don't know i'd admit that or not.

11/5/2017 6:01:48 PMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

machug59
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Ladies, no need to squint...just have one of these handy.



11/5/2017 6:09:12 PMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

M4mischief
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and the tweezers.....

11/5/2017 6:12:50 PMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

driver406
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Quote from horace_schitt:
Is your ego that big, too?


Yes it is, but not as big as some we've had in here. At least he isn't constantly measuring himself like neuro.

Women have no right to be ticked off. They dress to be seen and then they get pissed when a man looks!

11/6/2017 6:00:09 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 

apokernut
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Quote from machug59:
Ladies, no need to squint...just have one of these handy.

Hell!! Your eyes popped out when you saw The Big Balboski!!

11/6/2017 6:10:08 AMThe Cleavage Caper!! 
korbyn
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